A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens
by poppycock245 December 28, 2011
a left angle curve of the irrect penis. Usually caused from excesive banging or a blow to the nards. Found in rare specimens.
by shamwow69 December 28, 2011
an asshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real asshole.
friend 1: "dude, i hope we get home soon."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."
by jperry828 July 25, 2009