Leather Belt

What Jimmy's father uses to make his son better.

Person 1: Jimmy, what the fuck is on your cheeks?
Jimmy: My father smacked me with a leather belt.
Person 1: Good for you, since you play Roblox.

by a squatting slav September 21, 2018

leather flute

Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"

Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."

by ISRNNY December 9, 2013

leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.

Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!

by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009

leather cheerio

An anus, otherwise known as a baloon knot.

I like putting my man milk onto a leather cheerio.

by shinebox March 15, 2003

LEATHER DONUT

Sadly, another name for your ass hole.

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

Tasty Leather

A very tan older woman's vagina.

Man, last night I was with that cougar. But damn was that some tasty leather.

by slick hemlock September 2, 2009

leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

by TinaTwice December 30, 2008