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leather dick 

A syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pronographic materials which cause the penis to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.
Fernando jacked off to so much damn porn that he got leather dick, and could no longer become sexually aroused. His piss now shoots sideways too.
leather dick by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

Leather Dick 

When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.
"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"

leather dick 

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

Dick Leather 

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.
Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.
Dick Leather by McDollar August 19, 2021