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lazy ninja 

Typical UPS driver that is too lazy to ring the doorbell for a home delivery, but somehow mysteriously (using ninja stealth skills) leaves a notice on the door without you noticing even though you were waiting right there for the entire day for that delivery.
"Man, I was supposed to received my new bun bun from Amazon.com today, but that lazy ninja got past the door and claimed he attempted delivery"
lazy ninja by FuzzyBB April 14, 2009
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lazy ninja 

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.
he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.
lazy ninja by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

lazy ninja edit 

A ninja edit that took too long to write (typically over one minute). In common with ninja edits, no confusion results from changed contents, but *edit star shows up, bringing with it uncertainty and dread.
Herp derp ah totally agree with the parent derp.
*(lazy ninja edit)
lazy ninja edit by a redditor November 30, 2010

The Lazy Ninja 

A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.
I broke my legs skiing in Killington this weekend yet, I was still able to perform The Lazy Ninja!
The Lazy Ninja by The barn February 18, 2011
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