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lazaretto 

1- An imposed quarantine for the benefit of all.

2- A Spaniard that likes a particular blonde, and wants to take her on a motorcycle ride so she can hold him close and press her Tits on his back.

3 - Jack White’s best album.

4 - An area designed to hold and disinfect travelers arriving from places afflicted by a pandemic.
1-They put us down in the lazareto, we gotta save grandma.

2- T gave her a ride, pressed the brakes often, and got the full Lazaretto.
lazaretto by ATTILA THE HUN December 3, 2020
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lazarette 

Lazarette, pretty much means to be someone who you don't really like at all. You don't know why but you just don't seem to like the person at all for whatsoever reason you don't have the answer to. There has to be something wrong with a lazarette but you just can not seem to find the reason why.
peep 1"That guy is such a lazarette you know."
peep 2 "Yeah, that guy is actually such a lazarette you know."
peep 1 "Yeah I know."
lazarette by Hateful_bae 42 June 10, 2022
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lauretto 

a large round headed man that is usually found lurking around little league baseball fields under the pretense of looking for college prospects.
he wore a hat that would only fit a lauretto
lauretto by dontail November 27, 2012
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