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A playlist of songs that enhances sexy times.
1. "We scissored during The Weeknd, then Lil Jon started playing. It got me so pumped up! I finger banged her so hard that I'm wearing a wrist brace"

2. "He was trying to seduce me so he turned on K-Ci & JoJo's Greatest Hits...It would have worked if I was straight I admire a good laylist."

3. "She went down on me forever. I'm guessing around 2 hours, since my laylist played through after it restarted."
Laylist by KCupcake January 10, 2014
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A list of people you have already hooked up with, or a list of people you hope to hook up with in the future.
His laylist is so huge! Either he's lying about some of them, or he's the biggest player I know.

Barbie is totally going to get with Ken tonight! She told us all he's on her laylist and I can tell he digs her too.
laylist by frindle1992 July 30, 2011
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Dia adalah seorang gadis cantik, pinter, dan pemalu. Menyukai kucing dan alam. Namun anak ini sering sekali overthinking, dia takut saat dewasa nanti dia bakal sukses apa tidak... namun buktinya sekarang anak ini sudah sukses dan menjadi panutan semua orang.
... : eh lo masih inget laylita temen sekolah kita dulu ngga??

... : yang pinter itu?? kenapa?

.... : iyaa yang itu, sekarang dia sudah sukses banget dan banyak orang yang jadiin dia sebagai panutan loh..

... : wahh, keren banget dia. Gue sebagai temannya merasa bangga sama dia.
Laylita by anonymous November 23, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026