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A playlist of songs that enhances sexy times.
1. "We scissored during The Weeknd, then Lil Jon started playing. It got me so pumped up! I finger banged her so hard that I'm wearing a wrist brace"

2. "He was trying to seduce me so he turned on K-Ci & JoJo's Greatest Hits...It would have worked if I was straight I admire a good laylist."

3. "She went down on me forever. I'm guessing around 2 hours, since my laylist played through after it restarted."
Laylist by KCupcake January 10, 2014
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A list of people you have already hooked up with, or a list of people you hope to hook up with in the future.
His laylist is so huge! Either he's lying about some of them, or he's the biggest player I know.

Barbie is totally going to get with Ken tonight! She told us all he's on her laylist and I can tell he digs her too.
laylist by frindle1992 July 30, 2011
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Dia adalah seorang gadis cantik, pinter, dan pemalu. Menyukai kucing dan alam. Namun anak ini sering sekali overthinking, dia takut saat dewasa nanti dia bakal sukses apa tidak... namun buktinya sekarang anak ini sudah sukses dan menjadi panutan semua orang.
... : eh lo masih inget laylita temen sekolah kita dulu ngga??

... : yang pinter itu?? kenapa?

.... : iyaa yang itu, sekarang dia sudah sukses banget dan banyak orang yang jadiin dia sebagai panutan loh..

... : wahh, keren banget dia. Gue sebagai temannya merasa bangga sama dia.
Laylita by anonymous November 23, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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