lay a train

What we plan to do to (more specifically 'on') Mike C.'s imaginary ex-girlfriend codenamed "psychobitch" when she comes up to R.I.T.

When she comes up, we will lay a train on her face!!

Mike, can we lay a train on her face??

by The man who will start to lay the train on mike's non-existant ex-girlfriend's face. June 04, 2008

Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

by dwinters November 19, 2015