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devil's lawnmower 

The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.
YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!
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Hitler's Lawnmower 

The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.
The filthy bastard hit him with Hitler's lawnmower
Hitler's Lawnmower by Morris Lester January 30, 2025

Lawnmower Start 

When you pull a Butt Plug / Anal Beads out of your girl's ass and shit sprays like a geyser onto the bed
"god damn, I really did the ol' Lawnmower Start on my girl last night" "Shit man, you must be into scat then?"

Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad 

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

lawnmower style

Ride around on a lawnmower & reverse cowboy AT THE SAME TIME
Rosalyn and Jacob did it lawnmower style
lawnmower style by Cowgurlya April 19, 2022

Lawnmower-sex 

Lawnmower-sex is when you have a sexual attraction to lawnmowers. You probably like the smell of grass while you're fucking it.

Stop fuck lawnmowers you sick bastard.
Guy 1: Oh Garry what are you doing?

Guy 2: I'm trying to put it in.
Guy 2: Where? In the lawnmower?
Guy 1: Yes, I like the smell of grass while i'm putting it in. It turns me on.
Guy 3: I heard you like lawnmower-sex, me too.
Lawnmower-sex by TheCheesyOne January 14, 2020

Lawnmower Pull-Start 

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”
Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!