Lawnmower-sex is when you have a sexual attraction to lawnmowers. You probably like the smell of grass while you're fucking it.
Stop fuck lawnmowers you sick bastard.
Stop fuck lawnmowers you sick bastard.
Guy 1: Oh Garry what are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm trying to put it in.
Guy 2: Where? In the lawnmower?
Guy 1: Yes, I like the smell of grass while i'm putting it in. It turns me on.
Guy 3: I heard you like lawnmower-sex, me too.
Guy 2: I'm trying to put it in.
Guy 2: Where? In the lawnmower?
Guy 1: Yes, I like the smell of grass while i'm putting it in. It turns me on.
Guy 3: I heard you like lawnmower-sex, me too.
by TheCheesyOne January 14, 2020
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