Laura Bush

A characterization of a bowel movement so forceful and voluminous that the bowl of the toilet actually cracks from the impact. Generally accompanied by a cloud of masonry dust kicked up from the toilet's destruction.

Dude, do not go in that bathroom. I ate Chipotle for three straight days, and I just pulled a major Laura Bush!

Laura Bush by TheMarkSanford1 February 23, 2011

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laura bush

a phrase meaning to be involved in a fatal car accident while an adolescent.

Reference: Google "Laura Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News"

Yikes dude! As you ran the stop sign and headed right for that Corvaire, I just knew we were bout to have a "laura bush."

laura bush by T Wade June 27, 2005

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laura bush

Murderer
Killer
Bad driver
Hypocrite

Despite supporters, the following is proven fact:

On the night of November 6th,1963, Laura Bush (formerly Laura Welch) entered intersection of State Highway 349 & Texas farm road 868, running a stop sign and colliding with a Chevalier Sedan, killing boyfriend Michael Dutton Douglas

Despite bearing responsibilty, Laura Bush, Wife of George W., current President of the United States of America and frequent public speaker of support on his policies,
has never been convicted of Vehicular manslaughter or any other....traffic violation

Ms. Bush attended San Jancinto Junior High school with future husband George W. (who she allegedly did not know at the time) & later, Robert E. Lee High school in Midland with retired United States General Tommy Franks

laura bush by Alex Tomas May 22, 2006

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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