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A characterization of a bowel movement so forceful and voluminous that the bowl of the toilet actually cracks from the impact. Generally accompanied by a cloud of masonry dust kicked up from the toilet's destruction.
Dude, do not go in that bathroom. I ate Chipotle for three straight days, and I just pulled a major Laura Bush!
by TheMarkSanford1 February 5, 2011
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