late shave

When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.

Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"

Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."

by 3D July 20, 2008

Lateshame

To shame those who are chronically late, a casting of a cloud of shame on their continuous tardy appearances and their “I’ll get there when I get there” selves. You know that they could probably be on time if they really wanted to be, they are likely just incapable. They could be running on island time; this is a time dimension where time is completely arbitrary. AKA lateshaming.

Mike: Ugh, I can’t believe my coverage is late again. This is the third time this ass has not bothered to show up on tine for shift.

Tommy: Let’s go online and totally lateshame his ass.
Mike: Right kid? (Passive aggressive online social media post shout out to Bobby who’s late for the THIRD TIME so I have to stay late at work until he eventually shows up. End rant.)

by Princess JMcG October 5, 2018