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A lunch taken by a dastardly incoragable person who thinks taking a late lunch will have a an affect of an early departure from work. They usually destroy dinners and plans to have dinner for friends and family. Late lunches go hand in hand with debauchery, drinking and womanizing.
Hey sorry I’m late this asshole at dinner had a Late Lunch causing us to stay longer because he ordered at the end of everyone’s meal and I rode with him.
by Chchchchchuck March 14, 2018
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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When a guy walks past you while you're making a sandwich in the late afternoon and asks, "Late lunch?", then walks into the toilet and proceeds to take a very loud dump.
Oh man I ate a lot of Mexican food today and I think I need to do a Late Lunch.
by gasbag85 August 20, 2010
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When a co-worker fails to eat anything all day because he is too stupid to bring his lunch/food in the truck. Then proceeds to scream at a Fed Ex driver who interrupted his lunch.
Fed Ex Driver: "Hey everyone, I got a package for you. Sorry to interrupt your lunch."
Co Worker: " Yeah... A really LATE LUNCH!"
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by The 2nd April 28, 2017
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