Lasterfuck 

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).

"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop

Lasterfuck by anonymous October 30, 2016

lustrefuck 

Same as clusterfuck except the situation is caused by the Lustre network file system.

By the time the system administrator came in Lustre had already crashed the whole grid. It was a total lustrefuck.

lustrefuck by MrProcrastinator March 18, 2010

Masterfucked 

The superlative needed when "fucked" just isn't a good enough description.

"That midterm masterfucked the shit out of me."

Masterfucked by isteratter October 23, 2010

masterfuckingbate 

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.

Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!

masterfuckingbate by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

laserfuck 

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.

"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"

laserfuck by isaidyo February 11, 2014

LobsterFuck

1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.

1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.

2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!

LobsterFuck by Jdawg480 April 16, 2009

Masterfuckation 

Masterfuckation is a combination of masturbating and fucking. When one clones their clone and has sex with that clone it is between sex and masturbating so it is shortened to masterfuckation.

This weekend me and my clone are doing some masterfuckation

Masterfuckation by Doggolover6868 April 13, 2019