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last text by Fuck meh Rihanna March 5, 2017
Last Text Syndrome
When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.
Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!
John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!
John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)
Last Text Syndrome by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012
Related Words
last text keeper
That person that sends you a senseless message after having a text-message conversation that is over so that you reply and he/she gets to keep the "last" message and not reply again (especially done by women)
M: so, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8 pm, ok?
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
...
W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
...
W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"
last text keeper by Dexter_prog October 27, 2009
text ya last
Annoying habit, like a sort of texting version of "tag", where someone always has to be the last one to text. often without saying goodbye, cya, etc. Often in the middle of something important or good dialogue. Then no apologies later.
"Samantha is famous for text ya last. We will be in the middle of this serious text, everything super important, then *poof* she's gone, no goodbye, no nothing…..and certainly no apologies or pick-up later. Over it."
text ya last by Leem37 December 23, 2013
last texter
That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.
OMG, Jan is SUCH a last texter it drives me crazy. The other day, she sent me a text "K" back after I texted her "don't text me, in a meeting." So then I had to dig out my phone again to clear it so it wouldn't keep vibrating for the rest of the meeting!
last texter by rebl girl January 27, 2009
Last Resort For Texting
A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.
Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.
Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*
Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*
Last Resort For Texting by IHitTheCornersOfRoundTables. July 15, 2010
Texts From Last Night
A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"
(573):
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
(636):
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
(573):
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
(573):
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
(636):
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
(573):
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Texts From Last Night by Refresh100 July 3, 2010