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Laserbation
The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.
John: Why isn't my gun working dude?
Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.
John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.
Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting
Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.
John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.
Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting
Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010
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