This is what you call a Rainbow 6 Siege player who knows Owen all too well. He is the bot of the 5-stack. He plays one game and top-frags with 1 kill and swears he's the best. He takes other peoples' mains. Every member of the 5-stack hates him but feels bad for him, so they play with him. He's the member that gets carried to Platinum only to devalue the entire rank.
"God, quit being such a fucking Laro." "Jesus Christ, man, you just pulled a Laro." "Can you stop playing like a Laro this game and actually try?" "Dude, we need to stop playing with this Laro."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.