lard wagon 

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

lard wagon by PMax February 24, 2008

Landwagon Fan 

A landwagon fan is different than a bandwagon fan as with a landwagon fan they like a team, and wear that teams apparel, that is local to them YET they know nothing about the team and don't even know when their "favorite" team even plays.

Someone who lives in Boston and "likes" the Red Sox and finds out that they won the World Series either by accidently flicking through TV channels and seeing highlights of the final game on SportsCenter by accident or a friend tells them.

Somewhere in Boston or near Boston...

Actual Fan: "Dude! The Red Sox finally won the World Series! The curse is over!! YES!!!!!!"

Landwagon Fan: "What? No fucking way! when was the game? And what curse are you talking about?"

Landwagon Fan by Miami13 June 9, 2005