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Laquiffa 

A type of plastic doll that many people believe has a life but really it just steals your eye brows and leaves you heart broken. A Laquiffa will be a dancer or singer with the reputation of an innocent sweetheart but once you really know her you really wish you didn’t.
“RIP to my eyebrows”
“Why? I mean they do look different but...”
“A little Laquiffa came along and ripped them off when I wanted to watch her dance!”
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laquiffa 

a dancer, she loves her eyebrows a lil too much! she’ll even rip people eyebrows off of their faces, although that may result with her having her head ripped off
“She’s SUCH a laquiffa! she cares soo much about her eyebrows!”
laquiffa by cpsister13 April 26, 2019
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The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. She’s such a badass that all the other ghetto girls wish to be her. Her weave looks like a rusted fish net. Your first impression of her may be that she’s a thot, but looks can be deceiving.
Damn, did you see Laquifa yesterday? She’s such a badass, I wish she was my bae.
Laquifa by you wish you could be me November 20, 2018
The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. Her weave looks like an aged fish net with those raggedy ass knots. She dead legs people until they break. She is not afraid to yaga your we’ve so watch out. (She also wears James charles make up a lot)
Laquifa dragged bonquiqui all the way to China by her weave.
Laquifa by Cmcgarity18 December 12, 2018

laquifa fortuna 

when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned
man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly”
laquifa fortuna by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023
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