Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.

Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"

Laptop Poop by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011

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laptop poop

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.

Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao

laptop poop by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010

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Laptopoop

When you bring your laptop in to the bathroom with you.

The great thing about wireless networks is that I can write definitions on urbandictionary.com while taking a laptopoop.

Laptopoop by Queso74 October 23, 2009

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Laptopoop

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop

Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying

Laptopoop by ifyouknowwhothisiscongrats October 12, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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