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Laptop Poop 

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
Laptop Poop by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011
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laptop poop 

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.
Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao
laptop poop by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010

Laptopoop 

When you bring your laptop in to the bathroom with you.
The great thing about wireless networks is that I can write definitions on urbandictionary.com while taking a laptopoop.
Laptopoop by Queso74 October 23, 2009

Laptopoop 

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop
Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying
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