laptop dance

Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.

Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.

by mrdollabill4life March 22, 2009

Laptop dancer

A woman who works her way through business school or college by stripping.

Lucy got a job as a laptop dancer to pay for her school fees.

by Steve Potts June 14, 2007

laptop dancing

Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!

Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!

by aus-philologist February 22, 2011