lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

lampnoodle

If someones pissing you off...call them a lampnoodle. Why? Because its better than calling them a wanker.

"Hey you. You're a wanker."
"Shut your mouth you lampnoodle"

by Jaaaacko April 30, 2006