lap flap 

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product

person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy

lap flap by my name is a secret shhhh September 2, 2010

Lap Flaps

huge or obscurely large or awkward pussy lips. Usually getting in the way, or humors.

Tammi "Is it in?"

Bill "No, I can't find the hole because of your lap flaps"

Ron " You really going to fuck Jen?"
John " Yea why?"
Ron " Good luck. Most people cant get past her lap flaps"

Lap Flaps by N-Dangerous August 27, 2010

Lap Flappies

A womans labia.

I could chew on those lap flappies for hours.

Lap Flappies by Kawalski December 24, 2009

lap flaps

the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.

This magazine is full of lap flaps!

lap flaps by shady girl August 24, 2010

lapflap 

The name for the card order forms, advertisements, etc. that fall out of a magazine.

"He'd rather not be the first to read his new magazines because he hated to suffer the ensuing barage of the lapflaps."

lapflap by beeberly September 11, 2009