land seal

A mindless liberal automoton who claps and barks like a seal in response to pabulum spewed by like-minded talking heads. A land seal thinks that Bill Maher is witty and irreverent when sharing such comedic brilliance as "Bush is stupid" or "the pope is a nazi." Land seals think that the more vigorously they clap and laugh to such inane commentary, the smarter they appear. Land seals universally want Jon Stewart inside them.
Bill Maher moved his show out to LA from NYC; there were more land seals out there.
by Drew13 September 05, 2008
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land seal

A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.
Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!
by Jumanjinegro March 07, 2017
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Land seal

Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo
by That one 🅱️🅾️I August 01, 2018
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A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal
by LocalCheeseMonger February 13, 2018
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