Land Monster 

An ugly or fat girl.

A person who has sex with a fat and/or ugly girl is called a Land Monster Slayer.

If you know anyone who has sex with fat or ugly girls, it would be correct to begin referring to them as a Land Monster Slayer, because they, in effect, defeated the Land Monster at her horrible game.

1.
Guy 1: "Those 2 chicks over are total land monsters."
Guy 2: "Definitely, man. I haven't gotten any in a while. Want to go slay the land monsters with me tonight?"

Land Monster by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006

Land Monster 

This breed is normally found at the end of the bar/pub looking for any guy to take down (home). They are normally disgusting, fat and unless you are 13 shots, 7 beers and a few Mind Erasers deep...you would never, ever even think of hitting it. They do seem to attract the drunkest of the drunks when courting a mate. The unlucky soul who gets attacked by such a beast usually finds himself scurrying around in the morning wondering where he is and what the F is that on the bed.

Holy shit, did you see that Land Monster Tony took down last night? She was hideous.

Look at all those land monsters over there, I'll pay you 20 bucks to sleep with one of them...

Land Monster by JCN November 14, 2006

land monster 

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

land monster by hammer September 17, 2002

land monster 

A girl that is all hot shit in high school... then goes to college and drinks and gets fat, gets disgusting looking and then still acts like she's hot shit. She then tries to hit on all the hot dudes, even though they want nothing to do with her.

"Hey Man did you see all those land monsters at that frat party?"

land monster by Jason Jensen August 28, 2005

Land Monster 

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.

Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.

Land Monster by Hunter May 5, 2005

Land Monster Slayer 

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.

Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."

Land Monster Slayer by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006

landmonster 

A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.

On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.

landmonster by Rick Was Here June 13, 2009