JCN's definitions

Land Monster

This breed is normally found at the end of the bar/pub looking for any guy to take down (home). They are normally disgusting, fat and unless you are 13 shots, 7 beers and a few Mind Erasers deep...you would never, ever even think of hitting it. They do seem to attract the drunkest of the drunks when courting a mate. The unlucky soul who gets attacked by such a beast usually finds himself scurrying around in the morning wondering where he is and what the F is that on the bed.

Holy shit, did you see that Land Monster Tony took down last night? She was hideous.

Look at all those land monsters over there, I'll pay you 20 bucks to sleep with one of them...

by JCN November 14, 2006