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Landmining 

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on
I'm going to be landmining the beach today.
Landmining by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014

landlining 

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.
"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"
landlining by kifli1 February 15, 2010

landmining 

a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.
he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea
landmining by brahski666 July 25, 2011

landmining 

To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.
I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.
landmining by E4member June 22, 2012

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026