An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.
Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.
by 210 Playa April 15, 2010
by leeky10001 April 3, 2009
by Offrey J May 17, 2006
by Master_stghm October 11, 2005
-Noun.
Obese person.
Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.
Obese person.
Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.
"Look at that fat cunt. What the fuck did he eat?! England?"
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."
by RabidIrishman May 16, 2013
by DoveSoap January 24, 2015
Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale
by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009