lame on wheels Share definition Flag a car that is so ghetto that the driver might do better to ride in a shopping cart instead. bitch be rollin up in his new ride like he hot shit, but that ghetto sled is lame on wheels. lame on wheels by LiVee August 19, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the lame on wheels mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch