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a term used in the place of whatever. A way of telling someone you don't believe them.
Person A: I made $1000 last night just sitting on the couch
Person B: Laif.
Laif by jordanma September 23, 2007
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Laif is a word usually assocciated with sports, like skateboarding, agressive skating, etc. laif means to perfectly excecute a trick, meaning it has no mistakes are made during the trick.
jhon does a perfect varial flip on his skateboard. James is watching him. "man you totally laifed that trick dude", said james. "i know", said jhon, "it was perfect!"
Laif by hockeydude23 March 12, 2009
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Used after describing any activity not remotely thuggish.

Especially appropriate if used to describe school-related activities.
"Dude I just spent the afternoon studying for my math test. Thug laif!"

"Dude I can't go on a date with Kanisha, I gotta study for my APs. Thug laif!"
thug laif by KentuckyFriedChildren October 3, 2009

teh sed laif 

the life of da you!!
Person 1: He got banned for not doing the zjsj
Person 2: teh sed laif
"Life" being said with a bad stereotype Japanese accent. Used due to rhyming with "waifu."
laifu by Professor Geen April 14, 2015

Waifu In Real Laifu 

Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.
Keiko's his Waifu In Real Laifu, seriously, he's a lucky bum.

laifuita 

Laughing as I fuck you in the ass.

Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
Pony Boy: laifuita

Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!

Shitwad: la-looooooool!!

Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!

Shitwad: ho-HUH!

Pony Boy: GTFOH!
laifuita by infiniti April 4, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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