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Laif

a term used in the place of whatever. A way of telling someone you don't believe them.
Person A: I made $1000 last night just sitting on the couch
Person B: Laif.
by jordanma September 23, 2007
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Laif

Laif is a word usually assocciated with sports, like skateboarding, agressive skating, etc. laif means to perfectly excecute a trick, meaning it has no mistakes are made during the trick.
jhon does a perfect varial flip on his skateboard. James is watching him. "man you totally laifed that trick dude", said james. "i know", said jhon, "it was perfect!"
by hockeydude23 March 12, 2009
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thug laif

Used after describing any activity not remotely thuggish.

Especially appropriate if used to describe school-related activities.
"Dude I just spent the afternoon studying for my math test. Thug laif!"

"Dude I can't go on a date with Kanisha, I gotta study for my APs. Thug laif!"
by KentuckyFriedChildren October 3, 2009
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teh sed laif

the life of da you!!
Person 1: He got banned for not doing the zjsj
Person 2: teh sed laif
by iluvmrpotatozjsj May 20, 2021
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laifu

"Life" being said with a bad stereotype Japanese accent. Used due to rhyming with "waifu."
by Professor Geen April 14, 2015
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Waifu In Real Laifu

Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.
Keiko's his Waifu In Real Laifu, seriously, he's a lucky bum.
by EverybodysDracula January 7, 2011
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laifuita

Laughing as I fuck you in the ass.

Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
Pony Boy: laifuita

Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!

Shitwad: la-looooooool!!

Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!

Shitwad: ho-HUH!

Pony Boy: GTFOH!
by infiniti April 4, 2005
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