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Laif
Laif is a word usually assocciated with sports, like skateboarding, agressive skating, etc. laif means to perfectly excecute a trick, meaning it has no mistakes are made during the trick.
jhon does a perfect varial flip on his skateboard. James is watching him. "man you totally laifed that trick dude", said james. "i know", said jhon, "it was perfect!"
Laif by hockeydude23 March 12, 2009
Related Words
Laif • Laifan • laife • laifect • laifen p3 pro • laifu • laifuita • thug laif • teh sed laif • no Waifu no Laifu
thug laif
Used after describing any activity not remotely thuggish.
Especially appropriate if used to describe school-related activities.
Especially appropriate if used to describe school-related activities.
"Dude I just spent the afternoon studying for my math test. Thug laif!"
"Dude I can't go on a date with Kanisha, I gotta study for my APs. Thug laif!"
"Dude I can't go on a date with Kanisha, I gotta study for my APs. Thug laif!"
thug laif by KentuckyFriedChildren October 3, 2009
teh sed laif
teh sed laif by iluvmrpotatozjsj May 20, 2021
Waifu In Real Laifu
Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.
Waifu In Real Laifu by EverybodysDracula January 7, 2011
laifuita
Laughing as I fuck you in the ass.
Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
Pony Boy: laifuita
Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!
Shitwad: la-looooooool!!
Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!
Shitwad: ho-HUH!
Pony Boy: GTFOH!
Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!
Shitwad: la-looooooool!!
Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!
Shitwad: ho-HUH!
Pony Boy: GTFOH!
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