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Noun : A word used by members of the Moocamp guestbook in place of swearing as most of the Milton Keynes Dongs fans who use the site are either 8 year olds or 40 year old virgins who still live with their mother.They are scared to use genuine swear words in case their pocket money is kept from them and they are given a smack by their mother. This also applies to the 8 year olds.
"Me and my imaginary online friends are a bunch of ladybits"
ladybit by unclelen January 1, 2009
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Ladybit spit

It's where you see some one totally hot like the 'diet coke guy' and your ladybit lets out a tiny wee bit dribble.
'He looked so hot he made my ladybit spit'

ladybility 

What chauvinists call the ability to act like a "lady" in the Victorian sense, which includes only speaking when spoken to, being dainty and submissive to men, and humiliating other supposed "ladies" in order to make oneself appear more ladylike. "Ladybility" is a portmanteau of the words "lady" and "ability."
Man 1: "Sir, I would like to introduce you to my date to the party, Lady 1."

Man 2: "Pleasure to meet you, Lady 1. How do you do?"

Lady 1: "Quite fine sir, thank you. I'm just a tad lightheaded from all this manly discussion. Did you notice that lady in the corner who just burped? What a mannish sort of woman!"

Man 2: "What an impressive ladybility you have, my dear Lady 1!"
ladybility by Carrotboy December 19, 2011

ladybird 

a british term for a pretty young laddy
that british pop singer is a ladybird
ladybird by 1234567890111213 March 6, 2008

ladybiker 

Any woman who rides motorcycles for the actual ride and not for show.

A female who rides motorcycles skillfully and continues to practice roadcraft throughout her riding years.
She's been all over the world on her motorcycle, she's a true ladybiker.

I've seen her skill in the twisties, she's a real ladybiker.
ladybiker by lynnguist February 20, 2012

ladybird 

A pretty bird/chick who is also very down to earth.
She my friend is a ladybird
ladybird by laughingball February 19, 2009

Ladymite 

A Ladymite (One who's is with Dolemite ) She has been Dubbed "Ladymite" The one and only soulmate to Dolemite.

She is a Madam.." Lady Pimp"

She is all things Awsome.

She is A Beast in the Sheets.
What's up Ladymite? Big Pimpin

Woooo look at that Ladymite go !
Ladymite by WiggleVillain December 9, 2010