Definition 1. excrement; feces.
2. an act of defecating
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HISTORY
When "My Humps," by Black Eyes Peas was release people had a large misconstruction of the word. The true meaning of the word is hidden in the lyrics. The song states "What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?" Fergie does not answer the question. Fergie then makes statements on how she's going to make them scream. Because of what her "Hump"(Ass) is going to do. She continues to mumble until she finally answers what she is going to do with her "Hump"(ass), "my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)." She stated that she is going to take her "Lovely lady lumps"(lovely Shit) with her ass. She then tells the person to look at the floaters in the toilet.
Many fools go off on a tangent and
1. "Man, I need to drop my lady lumps quick."
2. "Fuck, I dropped my lady lumps nasty last night."
3. "Those tacos made my lady lumps not so lovely"
4. "That nasty bitch Janet, took her lady lumps at my house"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*