lady ham 

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

lady ham by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Hamburger Lady 

By far worse is the hambuger lady,
We must heal them for the qualified technicians,
Worse,
Alternating nights are automatic,
She's lying there,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady
She's dying,
She is burned from the waist up,
On her arm,
Her ear is burned,
Her eyelashes are burned,
She can't hold things up,
And even with medical advances,
There's no end in sight,
For hamburger lady,
She wants me to tell you of her claim mind,
From which the double play laying,
The proping chair,
Leave her,
She's Burned from the waist down,
Has to eat her life through tubes,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

She's okay if you change the tubes,
Tubes in her legs,
The tubes in her arms,
She's okay,
Then it came out and saw the burn net,
Indeed in the account of killing,
And it flashed on the carpet,
And it flashed on the floor,
The hamburger lady,
She came to rest,
Because of the burn she needs relief,
From the medication,
The qualified Technician,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

Hamburger Lady by Death Menace December 13, 2022

ladyhammer 

A man who puts forth a rather weak effort in something is said to be making use of his ladyhammer

"Josh, swing it like you swing you ladyhammer"

ladyhammer by Sandy Sand from the T-Block December 12, 2012