Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius
will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It
will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses
6.67% of its power every second. Everything
will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons
will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T
SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL
LEMONS?”
“HOLY
SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”