Kylie Minogue is a talentless pop
artist and one time "Neighbours" soap star of the 80's. Kylie neither writes, nor sings her own songs. What you actually hear on her CD's is a heavily synthesised,
computer generated squeal. In actuality her voice is weaker than a Canadian beer.
Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious
London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).
Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.
Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby
homo men and 30-something
women who sadly
never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they
don't appear completely lame.
Kylie is a myth.
Did you go the Kylie Minogue concert the other night? She changed costumes
400 times in two hours!! It was sooooo awesome!!
Get a fucking life and leave me
alone.