kyles dick 

the smallest fucking thing

kyles dick is fucking small

Kyle: "Why are you guys always making fun of my dick?"

Me:"Because its small."

kyles dick by spoonsarefuckingspoons January 19, 2020

kyle's dick 

a massive object

kyle's dick is so big

kyle's dick by bigdickjamey August 5, 2023

Kyle's Dill Dick 

A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.

"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"

Kyle's Dill Dick by KermieWormie March 20, 2024