kubed

A result being failure for unknown and undocumented reason without any ability to determine why.

I tried to upgrade but the deploy failed. I got kubed.

by thegleekster August 17, 2023

The Phil Kubel Effect

Putting a silk stocking behind a camera lens in order to create a diffused annd beautifying look on a subject

Robert Redford always looks young on-screen becos of the Phil Kubel effect

by Jim Goldner...pride of UCLA!!! October 4, 2004

kabedon

When a person pushes another person into a wall, trapping them with their arms.

I talked back to my boyfriend, and he used the kabedon on me and we ended up making out.

by kitkat6969696996969 November 4, 2020

KubelBomb

A drink (shot) taken when Jason Kubel of the Minnesota Twins hits a bomb (homerun). This drink is a pint of GrainBelt Premium (or local favorite if it is at an away game) with a shot of Jaagermeister submerged or dropped in it. One tends to have a pained look on their face after taking said drink.

Jason Kubel hits a homerun. All Twins fans of age yell KubelBomb and head to the closest drinking establishment sans Twins win and orders, then takes the KubelBomb in celebration. Alternate versions available when other Twins sluggers hit bombs. (i.e. MauerBomb, MorneauBomb and the elusive PuntoBomb)

by CircleMeBert June 22, 2009

Kuben Blisk

A South African mercenary, and leader of the Apex Predators, and is assumed to at least partially own the Apex Games (Apex Legends). Blisk is one of main antagonists of Titanfall 2, and the only Apex Predator that isn't fought and killed by BT-7274 and Jack Cooper.

You kill me, you're bettah. I kill you, I'm bettah.
-Kuben Blisk

by SeenDizzle January 22, 2021

Kuber

A boy or a man (usually a man) with the sexual prowess of a lion and the durability of a fucking jackrabbit. Great affinity of pleasuring women multiple times orally and penis-ally. Possesses superior intelligence and smartness, therefore easily attracting the opposite sex (vaginas). Also, more often than not, he's got the look.

Gisele: "Oh my god, he made me orgasm like 28 times last night and lasted for a whole 11 hours."

Heidi: "Wow you just got yourself a Kuber, bitch!"

by Yolo1234567899 February 5, 2014

kubenetes

From pig latin origins- A highly infectious disease typically associated with those of the code monkeys whereby the brain becomes infatuated with the latest software developer stack. Typically kubenetes results in excessive amounts of money spent to silence certain people in the IT profession.

That guy has a bad case of kubenetes!

by Anony982 January 17, 2018