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KSM - Kill, Shag , Marry
- also Kiss, Shag, Marry

When three possible people are selected and you designate which you would Kill, Shag or Marry.
Can also be Kiss, Shag or Marry, if you want to be nicer.

For example, the girls from Friends:
Person 1: So, Monica, Phoebe and Rachel.KSM?

Person 2:Hmm. Monica Kill, Shag Phoebe and Marry Rachel, methinks.

Person 1: What??!Totally Marry Monica.
KSM by LZL February 11, 2009
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To be implicated of an event that one may or may not have actually done. The KSM is in direct reference to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who under torture admitted to being the mastermind behing the 9/11 attacks.
"Dude, I heard you got KSM'ed for cheating on that math test!"...

"Dude, I didn't cheat on you! I'm sooo getting KSM'ed on this one."...

"I heard KSM stole the missing socks out of my dryer!"...

"Global warming was admitted to be caused by a KSM!"
KSM by DaDornta April 6, 2007
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This means kissing stop motion, A Tiktok Video/pic with you and your S/O kissing
"bae"
"yo"
"wanna make a KSM?"
"Fs"
KSM? by prettyoleek3_ July 29, 2024
The abbreviation of the Arabic word “Kos-Umak”, which literally translates to ‘your mother’s pussy’. The word has been used in recent urban english.
Friend 1: “I saw Moe yesterday at the shop. I wanted to smack his ugly face
Friend 2: “Ksmk, don’t ever mention Moe, he’s my homie”
Ksmk by Himynameisking January 18, 2021
The most recent reformation of tsugo;

usually found wandering Earlwood and Burwood in skinny jeans in either their Lewisham uniform or Skinny jeans.

They are the metrosexual, european form of lads, and long shirts are their passion.
Person 1: "Omg that guy is soooo ksmugo"
Person 2: "ahhhh ksmugo."

Kmusgo 1: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
Ksmugo 2: BRUZIIIII BOYSSSS
ksmugo by therealtsugos..notlying October 25, 2009

fo’ksmash

(verb) to utterly slam or destroy an item in great anger or disrespect.

(All rights to the word “fo’ksmash” exclusively belong to Guenther Steiner. His brilliance will carry humanity into the next age. Thank you
“He fo’ksmashed my door!”
fo’ksmash by lazarus2111 June 27, 2021
I don’t fuckin kno I was tryna find the definition myself
Bitch I said I don’t kno

KSML
KSML by Brandi Daniels April 14, 2021