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KSM - Kill, Shag , Marry
- also Kiss, Shag, Marry

When three possible people are selected and you designate which you would Kill, Shag or Marry.
Can also be Kiss, Shag or Marry, if you want to be nicer.

For example, the girls from Friends:
Person 1: So, Monica, Phoebe and Rachel.KSM?

Person 2:Hmm. Monica Kill, Shag Phoebe and Marry Rachel, methinks.

Person 1: What??!Totally Marry Monica.
KSM by LZL February 11, 2009
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To be implicated of an event that one may or may not have actually done. The KSM is in direct reference to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who under torture admitted to being the mastermind behing the 9/11 attacks.
"Dude, I heard you got KSM'ed for cheating on that math test!"...

"Dude, I didn't cheat on you! I'm sooo getting KSM'ed on this one."...

"I heard KSM stole the missing socks out of my dryer!"...

"Global warming was admitted to be caused by a KSM!"
KSM by DaDornta April 6, 2007
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This means kissing stop motion, A Tiktok Video/pic with you and your S/O kissing
"bae"
"yo"
"wanna make a KSM?"
"Fs"
KSM? by prettyoleek3_ July 29, 2024
The abbreviation of the Arabic word “Kos-Umak”, which literally translates to ‘your mother’s pussy’. The word has been used in recent urban english.
Friend 1: “I saw Moe yesterday at the shop. I wanted to smack his ugly face
Friend 2: “Ksmk, don’t ever mention Moe, he’s my homie
Ksmk by Himynameisking January 18, 2021
The most recent reformation of tsugo;

usually found wandering Earlwood and Burwood in skinny jeans in either their Lewisham uniform or Skinny jeans.

They are the metrosexual, european form of lads, and long shirts are their passion.
Person 1: "Omg that guy is soooo ksmugo"
Person 2: "ahhhh ksmugo."

Kmusgo 1: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
Ksmugo 2: BRUZIIIII BOYSSSS
ksmugo by therealtsugos..notlying October 25, 2009

fo’ksmash

(verb) to utterly slam or destroy an item in great anger or disrespect.

(All rights to the word “fo’ksmash” exclusively belong to Guenther Steiner. His brilliance will carry humanity into the next age. Thank you
“He fo’ksmashed my door!”
fo’ksmash by lazarus2111 June 27, 2021
I don’t fuckin kno I was tryna find the definition myself
Bitch I said I don’t kno

KSML
KSML by Brandi Daniels April 14, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
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