kryptus

a big homo lol

wow he's such a kryptus

by totallynotjoren January 21, 2019

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Kryptosi

Real nigga, Always SPITTING fax, he always SPITTING, instagram be blackballing his posts tho, but you know, its cuz instagram jealous of a REAL NIGGA

AYE, LOOK AT KRYPTOSI, YEAH, KRYPTOSI A REAL NIGGA

by Kryptosii on Instagram November 5, 2020

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Kryptoshite

The day-glow green crap that results from consuming large quantities of blue dye. Such as from grape soda. A combination of Kryptonite and shite.

Last night I dumped enough kryptoshite to kill an army of Supermen.

by DampeS8N December 20, 2010

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A combination of the words 'kryptonite' and 'testicle.' The one impenatrable force (most likely - but not exclusive to - a woman)that serves as the downfall of any man's well-being. Kryptonite : Superman :: Kryptesticle : Average man.

Meredith Grey is George's kryptesticle in Grey's Anatomy. Olive Oil is Popeye's kryptesticle. Heroin is a drug addict's kryptesticle. A nice pair of breasts can be considered a kryptesticle to a weak-willed man.

by Katie Bartels & Erin Dillon November 4, 2006

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Kryptosock

The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.

Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.

OMG I am so glad to get these Kryptosock's off, they are sucking me dry.

by Skotishoki December 8, 2017

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