kruf

Verb: To pet a man as if he were a dog, however this verb applies exclusively to men, and not dogs.

Angela started kruffing Toby, in a way that made him feel like he was a dog, however Toby is a human male.

by wellly November 17, 2016

kruft

An "Out of Ego" experience

I felt like kruft today, I was truly in the zone.

by Bobbaloo2 May 6, 2010

kruffs

Those reddish indents you get on your skin from various surfaces after you've leaned on it for too long. Often obtained while napping. Singular is kruff, but a single kruff is not as notable and seemingly less common.

You've got kruffs on your cheek from falling asleep on your bookbag.

by Cavernio May 18, 2010

kruft

The substance which resides on the bottom of one's asshole, formed by a mixture of old remaining feces, dried up male love seed and the fluffy remains from underwear. Recent developments in anal science have concluded that kruft is the main cause for an itchy anus. Vaseline comes in handy to ease the itch and prevent the eager to dig in the asshole.

Herbert: "Please try to pull out in time, i cannot handle another kruft attack!"
Bob: "How do I remove this terrible itch on my anus?"
Doctor: "Either wipe your ass, block you asshole for intimate male encounter, or stop wearing underwear."

by Rogier K August 22, 2008

krufu

A skin rash commonly known as chaffing that develops between the scrotum and the inner thigh.

Fuck that krufu burns

by Priach January 1, 2007

kruff

a person who is delinquent and without ambition. lazy and not driven.

Daniel is becoming such a kruff.

by B3th October 24, 2018

krufty

shit, safety word can be used as many swear words, could be used as an insult.

that look's like kruft

by mike krolak October 12, 2003