kristie robertson smith 

Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.

Kristie Robertson Smith is an amazing mother and wife.

kristie robertson smith by Urban Suburban Muva November 23, 2021

Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....

Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."

Kristi Noem's PR team by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Kristin Stewart 

A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.

Kristin Stewart sucks at acting, end of disscussion.

Kristin Stewart by Lunarwolfdemon July 22, 2009

Rice Krispie Syndrome 

Rice krispie Syndrome- An ailment in which there is a snap, crackle or pop noise coming from ones joints when movement of the afflicted joints occur.
This syndrome is mostly commonly diagnosed in weightlifters.
This aliment was first discovered by Jarred Steele a famous and world renowned powerlifter and weightlifting philosopher from Georgia. Thus he coined/created the term Rice Krispie Syndrome.

When Steve Benard McWrong bent down to pick up his car keys that he had dropped, his knees snap, crackled and popped. Steve should go the doctor because he may have Rice Krispie Syndrome.

Rice Krispie Syndrome by Lord of the lift March 30, 2014

Kristin sel 

A stunning individual who effortlessly captivates attention with their alluring charm, irresistible beauty, and undeniable confidence. Their mere presence ignites passion and leaves admirers in awe. A sexy girl embodies allure in every stride, turning heads and setting hearts ablaze with their magnetic appeal. She gets u hard with one touch.

"Kristin sel is too hot to handle"

Kristin sel by holyguac0 March 6, 2024

Kirstie Alley Syndrome 

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next

“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"

Kirstie Alley Syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver 

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007