kriptix

A boy/man who doesnt want to admit his attraction for other men.

“you can tell hes got Kriptix”

by ivyblaisexo January 25, 2023

kryptix

A lonely boy that spends all his time in the basement stealing and scamming other players in MMORPG and macroing and them claiming he is the best. His shear weight and the fact his hair is a shaved is a true example of his care for the real world.

www.runescaqe.com < er, he owns that domain. Scam anyone?

by 0wn3d? July 24, 2004

kriptik

gollum

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

kryptix

1. A fat retarded monkey, that spends half of its day trying to shove its tail up his own ass. The other half of the day it is either attempting to find its cock or hacking and scamming people on a MMORPG. see wannabegangsterbitch
2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold

1. oowie-oo-oo-ah-ah-ah-left-a-bit-aaaaaah
2. ^
3. You will need 1 man, 1 keyboard, and 1 gay ass wannabegangsterbitch called kryptix.

by Bacon January 5, 2005

kryptix

Saturday Morning Cartoon

Silly Rabbit, Kryptix are for Kids.

by Allah December 19, 2002

kripticronicutalite

kripticronicutalite is cronic also known as weed or cush.

dashon like to blaze up the kripticronicutalite with his homies after school.

by dat nigga you wanna be May 17, 2008

kryptix

fat insecure kid who lives in his mothers basement making cheap programs and playing mmorpgs for a living

"look at kryptix he has no life:

by magic man July 23, 2004