When you show your mother the giant fat juicy hog in your pants after your sister sits on your face whilst being butt fucked by you father named Andrew.
Only once these requirements are met you can finally use the word kringlesnorf
Person: yo how did your mom die You: i Kringlesnorfed
Person: damn dude you go hard You want to have first dibs on the body
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)