Krause

To mistakenly target a luxury automobile with two wheeled self propelled machine

Did you see him Krause into that beemer?

by notakrause June 22, 2017

Krause

A word for a person who thinks everything needs to be MODIFIED

WOW "Krause" really dismantle that just to modify it into a half ass piece of junk that still works

by DKrauseRSG April 18, 2020

Krause

a large penis from masturbating too much.

Bob krause, what a pig.

by Bobby bob head September 13, 2007

Krause

A versatile word which can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Often used as a derogatory substitute for profanity or sexual slang.

"Ah krause! i lost my condoms!"
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."

by Ginny Playland December 28, 2007

Krause

someone who gets sexual pleasure from sitting on candy

John: Hey man I walked in on Kelly last night and she was performing a Krause on a Caramello bar

Greg:Dude that's weird

John: Yeah, you're telling me

by barockandroll March 17, 2009

krause

(verb) ing...following people around and looking over their shoulder at what their doing

stop krauseing me dude
look over there, hes being such a krause

by jose marte June 1, 2010

Krause

Verb, Noun.

Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.

Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.

I saw a Krause while i was out in the woodland preserve trying to krause the once extinct species of aquatic animal, i think he succeeded.

This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.

by Sir Walter the Dubba April 20, 2011