krause

(verb) ing...following people around and looking over their shoulder at what their doing

stop krauseing me dude
look over there, hes being such a krause

by jose marte June 01, 2010

krause

a story that is complete bullshit and made up, or just has a lot of nonsense added to it

"i went to mcD's and i shit in the sink!" "i think you're krauseing bro" then everyone starts chanting "krause krause krause krause"

by pube salad May 24, 2012

Krause

To mistakenly target a luxury automobile with two wheeled self propelled machine

Did you see him Krause into that beemer?

by notakrause June 22, 2017

Krause

A word for a person who thinks everything needs to be MODIFIED

WOW "Krause" really dismantle that just to modify it into a half ass piece of junk that still works

by DKrauseRSG April 18, 2020

kraused

the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.

"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"

"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"

by dell squad November 13, 2011

Krause

a large penis from masturbating too much.

Bob krause, what a pig.

by Bobby bob head September 13, 2007

Krausing

When somebody posts a status update on Facebook, then is the first to comment on their own status update and then 'likes' both their own original status update and any following comments that they post. It is generally used when the author of the status update thinks their status is so awesome that somebody should have commented because it was so funny/awesome/original etc. These status updates often involve completely unnecessary hash tags that piss people off.

"Mate, can you stop Krausing, you're status updates are boring and nobody cares that you tagged somebody because you're on your way to meet them"

by Anonymous_1234_Cat August 11, 2013