The act of having an alternative meaning to an event. When one action is thought to be executed, another is actually taking it's place. This can happen without an individual even contemplating it's consequences until it is too late. Most of the time this can happen when using social media, networking platforms, or cell devices. Use caution to avoid being Kruljaced.
"I thought I was posting an appropriate picture online, then I realize I got Kruljaced and posted a picture of a naked person!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!