kosher sex

Sex performed according to Jewish Orthodox religous laws. Popularized by Shmuly Boteach and confused with much more enjoyable tantric sex.

kosher sex by lala October 28, 2003

Kosher Sex

When you are having sexual intercourse with a Kosher(Jewish) lady, you have to put your "meat" into one hole, and your "milk" in the other hole.

- You just screwed my whole thing up, man. This girl is Kosher! That means I got to put my meat in one hole and my milk in the other!
- Whaaat?
- Kosher Sex, bro!

Kosher Sex by Dirtyrandy September 4, 2014

Kosher Sex

The term used for the best excuse a jew can use to not have sex with a fat/ugly girl. the term meaning that a jew can't eat pork/pig meat.

Fat girl: Hey hot stuff, how bout I go home with you tonight
Jewish guy: Sorry can't, I'm Jewish, and according to my religion, I can only eat kosher and have Kosher sex. So I can't eat pig, nor can I have sex with a "pig."

Kosher Sex by The Man with no face June 23, 2016

KOSHERSEDIC 

Satisfying the requirements of jewish law while making look HOT!!!

Hows life BOB? Work, kids, marriage? Everything is KOSHERSEDIC, Ward. Thats good BOB.
Hey Samantha! Hey Cindy! What was it like at the club last night? "Everyhing was KOSHERSEDIC" and you?

KOSHERSEDIC by eve1 July 24, 2022