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Klan KooKout 

An event where Klansmen gather to roast marshmallows around a burning cross or watch lynchings. They also exchange ideas on new Klan Uniforms, and discuss their favorite quotes from the Mein Kampf. The Grand Wizard watches over their rituals and/or discussions.
Laura: Hey Keegan, are you going to the Klan KooKout tonight?
Keegan: Why yes Laura, I am. Are you bringing your Pocket Mein Kampf?
Laura: Nah, but I'm bringing my new and improved Klanswomen Uniform.
Keegan: <333

kookootard

1. Noun. Refers to any person who is simultaneously crazy and stupid.

Alternate spelling. Cuckootard
Adjective.kookootarded.
Allowing biblical creation to be taught in public schools as a science is kookootarded.

Koukoutine 

A word used by some random rednecks from some far away fields that can mean anything related to the fever of the moment. All the time, a koukou must be responded by a tine... it is a question if life or dearh.
Example : "This Integra is koukoutine af"
Koukoutine by shafté January 12, 2018

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026