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kookout aka. the best moot you could ever have! ma pretty shawty and bread lover. the best mf capricorn on the #earth and the baddies bitch in the whole ass universe 😩 straight A's student + they love to read books (that's hot bye). ALSO THEY'RE THE SWEETEST SOMETIMES AND PLZ APPRECIATE THEM, THEY DESERVE THE WORLD <3
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Klan KooKout 

An event where Klansmen gather to roast marshmallows around a burning cross or watch lynchings. They also exchange ideas on new Klan Uniforms, and discuss their favorite quotes from the Mein Kampf. The Grand Wizard watches over their rituals and/or discussions.
Laura: Hey Keegan, are you going to the Klan KooKout tonight?
Keegan: Why yes Laura, I am. Are you bringing your Pocket Mein Kampf?
Laura: Nah, but I'm bringing my new and improved Klanswomen Uniform.
Keegan: <333

kookootard

1. Noun. Refers to any person who is simultaneously crazy and stupid.

Alternate spelling. Cuckootard
Adjective.kookootarded.
Allowing biblical creation to be taught in public schools as a science is kookootarded.

Koukoutine 

A word used by some random rednecks from some far away fields that can mean anything related to the fever of the moment. All the time, a koukou must be responded by a tine... it is a question if life or dearh.
Example : "This Integra is koukoutine af"
Koukoutine by shafté January 12, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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